Well, They Are Omnivorous…

December 3, 2017
by Staff Reports

Teenage girls can be wild, especially when they start out wild to begin with. This teenage opossum broke into a Ft. Walton, Florida, liquor store the Friday after Thanksgiving and knocked down a bottle of bourbon. Apparently she decided she liked the taste; when the clerk opened the store, he found her sanguine and drooling and called a wildlife management group. A quick saline IV to flush her system, and she was good to be released. No word on if she was grounded.

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