He has been sitting at the empty bar for only a few minutes having a drink and thinking about how his day had gone. Sipping the drink slowly and eating the nuts the bartender had set down for him he hears a voice say “Nice shirt.”  Looking around he sees no one near him. A few minutes later he hears the same voice saying, out of nowhere, “I like your hair.” Now! totally dumbfounded he calls the bartender over and asks, “Where is that voice coming from?”  The bartender says, “It’s the nuts” and pointed at the bowl on the bar.  “The nuts?” he replies with doubt.

“Yep,” says the bartender. “They’re complimentary.”

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