Not only is it a semi-dirty word, it’s a semi-dirty pig. Of would that be hog?

Two years ago, a Rogersville Lothario gave his sweetheart a piglet for Valentine’s Day. Guess what its name was. Now the porcine gift of love weighs between 350 and 400 pounds, and he’s been a bad boy.

B****r is given to escaping his enclosure and running about the neighborhood. He’s even bitten two people. His second victim was a three year old Rogersville child, and now animal control says the token of undying love must be euthanized.

Cupid wept.


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