Great New Product! Police Will Love It!

July 6, 2017
by Staff Reports

Yes, you too can have this phone holder for a modest price. Shipped directly from China, this new device not only promises to obscure your odometer, it will exacerbate distractions from the phone as you drive. Get yours today! (Yes, it actually exists, but we don’t suggest you rush to purchase one.)

 

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