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Which Elvis Did You Meet?

Which Elvis Did You Meet?
August 16, 2017
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A very interesting take on the 40th anniversary of Elvis Presley’s death: He Couldn’t Have Picked a Worse Time to …Read More

Confessions of a Fast Food Worker

Confessions of a Fast Food Worker
August 7, 2017
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There’s been a lot of comment about local Dollar Tree franchises this summer. A friend of mine who worked there …Read More

Re-Bestowing Honor?

Re-Bestowing Honor?
July 20, 2017
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While I was in nursing school at UAH, I had the pleasure of working a few days in a Huntsville …Read More

Save Your Gallstones, the Bile is Going to Rise Again

Save Your Gallstones, the Bile is Going to Rise Again
July 11, 2017
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I don’t know about PNS readers, but I have a strange family. This was brought home to me at an …Read More

A Father’s Day Quiz

A Father’s Day Quiz
June 18, 2017
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Like to take quizzes? Who doesn’t? Here’s a Father’s Day quiz that will tell you exactly what kind of father …Read More

The Pot Said What?

The Pot Said What?
June 13, 2017
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From the TimesDaily: Daniel Higgins was huddled among the Klan group. He…called homosexuality an “abomination to the Lord Jesus Christ.” …Read More

Why Is Anyone Surprised at Kathy Griffin?

Why Is Anyone Surprised at Kathy Griffin?
May 30, 2017
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PNS Exclusive: You may be fortunate enough not to know who Kathy Griffin is. Let’s just say she calls herself …Read More

You Ticked Which Box?

You Ticked Which Box?
May 27, 2017
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In order to read articles in many publications today, one must take a short survey. Okay, sometimes these surveys aren’t …Read More

Things I learned on the Internet This Week

Things I learned on the Internet This Week
May 16, 2017
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Every day, new information pops up on the Internet. This past week, I learned: You don’t see A batteries or …Read More

John Elkington & Prince Mongo?

John Elkington & Prince Mongo?
April 20, 2017
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Memphis developer John A. Elkington announced a massive Germantown, Tennessee, development last month. Elkington says the money to fund the …Read More

Florence Municipal Court?

Florence Municipal Court?
April 8, 2017
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The City of Florence prides itself on being a “metropolis” of forty thousand people, yet it runs its municipal court …Read More

East Florence Intersection Isn’t “Oddly Aligned”

East Florence Intersection Isn’t “Oddly Aligned”
March 11, 2017
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The home of the proposed roundabout in East Florence isn’t “oddly aligned” as a local news writer has claimed. The …Read More

Ham Bone Hijinks

Ham Bone Hijinks
February 7, 2017
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I have a neighbor who’s an excellent chef. Last week her partner was sick, and since my neighbor doesn’t drive, …Read More

They’ve Discovered Sex…and Social Work

They’ve Discovered Sex…and Social Work
February 1, 2017
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There’s an old adage that each generation discovers sex. Let’s add that they also discover social work. A similar adage …Read More

The SGA Votes Where?

The SGA Votes Where?
January 27, 2017
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Yesterday the first online edition of a Flor-Ala article written by Kayla Tippett stated the UNA Student Government Association was …Read More

Tommie’s Going to be a Dad Again–Yes, Really

Tommie’s Going to be a Dad Again–Yes, Really
January 23, 2017
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Editor’s Note: This is not a condemnation of any children, but of Tommie and his mother and, yes, our failure …Read More

The Year That Santa Became Confused

The Year That Santa Became Confused
December 24, 2016
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Yes, even Santa can get confused. The Christmas I was four I was told that since Santa had to provide …Read More

Wonder Woman Isn’t What?

Wonder Woman Isn’t What?
December 14, 2016
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I’ve never been a great fan of Wonder Woman. I’m sure she has her good points, no pun intended, but …Read More

What’s In a Name?

What’s In a Name?
December 10, 2016
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What’s in a name? Not everyone will agree on just what’s a good name for a business, but most people …Read More

My Rubber Duckies Are Now Politically Incorrect?!

My Rubber Duckies Are Now Politically Incorrect?!
November 17, 2016
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Halloween may be two weeks in the past, but I’m left with the sinking feeling that I’m harboring two politically …Read More

No Burn…No Bonfire

No Burn…No Bonfire
October 31, 2016
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One of the nice traditions of autumn, if anyone remembers that season, has always been a bonfire on Halloween. This …Read More

What You Look Like if the Docs Remove Half Your Neck

What You Look Like if the Docs Remove Half Your Neck
October 25, 2016
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John Prine has been called the ultimate songwriter of the second half of the 20th century; yes, better than recent …Read More

Yes, It’s Sexual Assault

Yes, It’s Sexual Assault
October 11, 2016
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Yes, Sen. Sessions, the unwanted touching of a woman in an intimate place, even the backside, is sexual assault. Even …Read More

No Nip Slips if You Shop at Walmart

No Nip Slips if You Shop at Walmart
September 20, 2016
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If you can navigate the parking lot designed by the person who specializes in mazes at English castles, the Walmart …Read More